13.3.09

Why don't you be spontaneous for once in your life and combust!

Kia ora =D

Today started off pretty gay.. Seriously! I got my period *pouts* which sucks!But at least its officially the weekend now so I dont have to go to school for TWO whole days! Awesome I know =] Though I still have physics and chemistry homework which isnt too bad.

At lunch I was in line to get a sausage in bread ,flash I know, and then this little turd former next to me was like to his mate "Farrr man my balls are ITCHY!!" and I turned to him and was like".... Thats nice to know" all while hes scratching his nads furiously. Kinda grossed me out but I was laughing in my head =D

I had some thing else I was gunna say... But I kinda forgot XD

Ohhhh wait! I remember now!
Ohkay well about a few weeks ago my mum made some grape juice from the grapes at our house and no one has really been drinking it coz it tasted like arse coz mum mixed sugar with it . So last night I was thirsty so I was like... Hmmm Ill have some of the grape juice. I opened the bottle and it made that fzzzzsh sound when you open a fizzy drink bottle or something . So we have decided that its fermenting and turning into wine. Though the funny thing is it actually tastes heaps better now XD

Now I have a new business plan..
Step one: Make more grape juice
Step two: Let it ferment
Step three: Sell it to ten yr olds
Step four: Become a gigalionaire =D
Step five: Take OVER THE WORLD

FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


Ps.. Im hungryyyyy


and my ovaries hurt..








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