Justa lil one :D

Heyyy!!



Just got back from... TEH HOSPITAL!! My nanas like reallly sick XD But you know shes 78 it happens !



Girrr my mums such a dick!! Like today she was going on about how shes fat coz she wears size eight pants and Im like what the shit!! I wear size ten to twelve!!!



Girrr!!!




Damn retard!!!










Byeee xx

Ebony and Ivory Together In Perfect Harmony!

Heyyy!!



I have't written in like a week and its made me feel soooo guilty XD



Im going to Lisas house in little uber an hour!. It should be really fun!! Its for her birthday =D I'm pretty sure Ive already gone over the details but yea!!

I bought her presents yesterday and she should like them =D

if not I dont really care coz its the thought that counts right???



I've decided that my mexican friend ,Miguel, is the bomb! Seriously!!

and why do people always mock mexicans soo much??

Coz like my mexicas kool as!!! =D





Ohhh and I started a new anime yesterday!! Its called something like "Beat to Death Angel Dokuro-chan orrr Club To Death Angel Dokuro-chan"... I forget what it is in japanese but you know how it is =D

Oh! That reminds me!! My Dad was watching Tv today andddd apparently the Matrix is based on Ghost In The Shell sooo Im gunna start watching that anime too coz I like LOVE the matrix movies =D

Anyways I should really be gapping now!!

Seeyah!


XX





Ps.. Ill be taking some piks and shit at Lisas so Ill put them up! And I might get around to making a video about it =D





Pps.. We had a birthday party thing in bio yesterday for Lisas birthday and that was reallly kool!! Coz it was like a surprise and yea =D

Its Monday!

<--- Look ! Hayley and I at Long Bay Reserve.

Lol we had a bio trip there =D It was pretty fun! Hayley and I were partners and we finished recording data and counting shit like fast as so we walked around and poked anemones. Woah! That reminds me!! Lisa had never poked an anemone until today!! Freaky much!! I mean who hasn't?? Though heaps of people hadn't before!! Its bizzarre!

Now Hayley "photographer extraordinaire" took these next shots.. Fucking sexy as yo! =D

The second one outta the two is my fave

But even though there painfully hideous I kinda like 'em. They show character =D

My character lol

Ohhh!! And!!! I got my invite to Lisa's birthday sleepover thing!!! Woooo!! It should be AWESOME!!

Yet kinda weird coz we'll (as in Hayley Lydia and I (and maybe someone else I forgot)) will be meeting Lisas outer school friend Vanessa (SP?) Which is gunna be strange lol yet kool!

Strange because Lisa talks about her ALL the time so Im gunna know all this stuff about her and yea

and kool because shes Lisas good as mate and Ive been wanting to meet her for ages!!

Well Im gunna bugger off now!!

.

See you!!!

xoxo

Ps... What should I get Lisa for her birthday???

Pps.. The ulcers on my bottom lip hurt!! I always get ulcers!! Its so unkool!!

Ppps.. I started a new book this weekend called "Lady Of Hay" By Barbara Erskine Its pretty awesome so far! Its one of those historical ones and its about past lives and hypnotic regression, very kool =)

The Blood Is The Life

Happy Saturday!!

WOOOOO!!

I have decided to devote this day to nothingness and therefore do virtually nothing!

lol and you see this picture?? Well thats like me five minutes ago looking absolutely fantastic ..

That was sarcasm btw.

I read this book yesterday called Blood Sinister By Celia Rees

Its about vampires =O and it was really good ^-^ Not very long though but enough to keep me entertained for a couple hours.

You know I kinda feel sorry for vampires coz recently because of Twilights rise to fame vampires have actually been getting alot of a bad rap. Which I thinks pretty stink because the vampires in twilight aren't even real vampires XD Well not traditional vampires anyway.

But then again what are traditional vampires?

There are hundreds of folk tales about heaps of different vampires like the chinese vampires called Kang-shi . Though I find the most common vampire we New Zealanders referr to is Dracula!

Personally I think vampires are a work of fiction

Completely and utterly.

Though there is always gunna be some nutjob who thinks he/she is a vampire or drinks blood.

Take for example I was watching discovery one time and it was talking about this lady from like the middle ages and she used to drink blood to make her healthy. Now this was before iron tablets so they reckoned that she was anemic and by chance found that drinking human blood made her fee stronger. Obviously filling her with the iron that she couldnt get by any other means.

So technically she's a vampire for she had to drink blood to live but by no means was she immortal she died liek any other human.

For me I think vampires are AWESOME

Mainly coz they get to stay young and beautiful forever.

Hmm I guess only being able to go out at night , having an aversion to garlic and crosses would have its downfall . The same with losing all your friends and family but you could always just offer them immortality as well =D

... and yes I do own my own pair of vampire fangs. They look freakin awesome on but because I am serverely lacking in a social life I hardly ever get a chance to wear them XD

But oh well!!

Im off now!!

Seee yah!

Ps... I'd have to say my favourite vampire is Blackula coz seriously that movie is HILARIOUS !!

Merry Friday

Hullo!!

Holy jeebus!! Today was ... Interesting lol

Well firstly Lisa wasn't at school. She has like a virus or something
and secondly!! Ilada Dynelle and I made this contract where we couldnt hit or say certain swear words
and for everytime we did it we'd get one point and the person with the least points won! Therefore the person with the most points loses! And anyway so the day wore on and fuck man! It was soo hard not to swear coz like with most of those words I usually use as adverbs/adjectives. But I pulled through!!

And...


My slave for tuesday

(and someone elses)


is...
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ILADA!!!!!! Woooooooo~~~


Ahahaha shame on her! For not being able to control herself!!

Fwahahahaha so many evil things planned !!
Well not really though I really should plan some!

But I don't think Ill get that far considering I have like shit loads of homework and I htink my cousins meant to be coming over this weekend.. lol oh joy!

But yea man after school when I could swear again it was SUCH a good feeling!

Though now Im kinda over it!

but not having the free will to do whatever you want isnt a nice feeling


Speaking of mind control! I finished Extras last night!! and I found TWO typos!! Seriously! How unprofessional is that! but anyways!!

I found that the moral of the story was...

Sometimes lying isn't so bad

Awesome moral ae!!
Ok! Well Im gunna fuck off now!!

Cyu!

Guh! My back is SO pain-making

Hey Hey!!

<--- This book is called Extras and its by Scott Westerfeld (Also very obvious) and I started reading it just like... half an hour ago and its REALLY good !! Its the fourth book in the Uglies trilogy. And Yes before you ask I do know that theres only three books in a trilogy but it was originally meant to be a trilogy until of course Extras got conceived =D

Today was .. Alright =D I had enviromental committee meeting and this lady came , she sounds almost identical to Mel from Flight Of The Conchords.. Scary as, she was telling us about water. Lol well it was a little more indeepth then that!! She wa slike showing us how to check for water clarity and ph levels andddd testing for nitrates and nitrites in water.

Very fun!!!

But man this morning was SUCK! I had a near rape experience ANDDD got half saturated!!

Anyway dinners almost ready for eating!

So Ill go now!!

Bye

And I jizzed in my pants...

The pimple on top of my lip. HURTS


Ive decided I hate it with a vengance !!!

Today . Hmm well today was today =]

I learnt some and got like TONNES of homework!!

For physics and Ive got some left over for chemistry and physics which I really should do considering I have exams coming up for both of those subjects XD


Wooo!!! LOST IS ON TONIGHT!!

Woooooo!!!

=D

I think Ill go now!!

But first heres a link to a song I reckon everyone should love!!

Its called "Jizz in my pants" By the Lonely Planet


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Burden In My Hand

Argh Im fully pissed off with Windows Live!!! Seriously!! Its like not signing me in!! Something to do with the host file or something??? Its done this before but then it fixed itself but now I guess its broken again!!

Not kool...

So for now Im stuck on Ebuddy -_-

Im not impressed lol at all and also for some reason everytime I press enter it does a double space instead of a single one.. Utter gayness.

You know, today I think I caught about seven different STDS .. Coz I used the H wing girls toilets and seriously those are disgusting . I don't intend to use them ever again!! Like there was toilet paper strewn everywhere, one toilet was jsut continuously(sp?) flushing , cigarrette butts everywhere and I dont think any of the doors locked ... It was just generally unclean!! Like lepers!!

Ohkay!! So Im off now!!!

Byeee!!

Ps.. The pimple above my lip hurts :/

Wild World

Heyyyy!!
Today was pretty fun! We had a short day at school and Lisa came over afterwards and we did some revising for physics and then jsut hung out for a bit =D
We had this lady come in and do like an assembly thing about Auckland University anddd I found out that if I wanna study to be a doctor I have to do this first year course right then I have to be in the VERY top to get chosen to continue. AND to get into this first year course I have to have 230 points in level three ncea. Which basically means I have to get all merits and higher!! Lol no pressure there ae XD

Though all I can do is try my bestest and if that doesnt work Ill just stuy something else XD Like.. theology or something.. and become a nun or the pope!!! lol though theology isnt just christianity lol other religions as well ! Another thing Id want to study would be the study of the english language like.. origins or whatevs coz I know you can do that Im just not sure what its called and what applications it would have in the real world

Ew gross I just sneezed and it felt like vomit was gunna come out .. lol GROSS but nothing came out so its ok!

Anyways! Im gunna go now!!

Got desperate housewives to watch =D

Even though thats not on for ages!!

See you!!

Ps. - Dogs not dead!! Weeee!! Kate is NOT a bird murderer!!

Pig Latin

Eyhay! Imay oredbay osay Iay oughtthay Iay ightmay aswellay ushbray upay onay Imay igpay atinlay....

Ohkay lesson over!

Today was boring! All I've done so far is go on the comp , nearly kill my pet cockatiel and eat.

Though Im kinda worried about my cockatiel (Dog) coz I may have feed him a little bit of my peanut brownie and as it turns out theobromine , the thing in chocolate that dogs and cats are allergic to, is poisonous to cockatiels. But it was only a little bit AND he/she hasn't died yet XD


So if Dog dies in the next twenty four hours its my fault ... Though he/she should be dead by now coz cockatiels are meant to have uber fast metabolisms and yerrr. And it was only a little bit so he/she should be fine !!





I hope.. .. Anyways.. On a less tragic note!


I needa shower, seriously I smell worse then a pole cat!!
Im kinda looking forward to school , Ive gotten bored of the weekend XD

ohh and its my cousin Biancas birthday tomorrow! and my dads on wednesday!

Sodium Hexaflouride

<--- Teheehee! Look its a pretty picture my friend Jessie drew of me! Isnt it awesome =D Ive sorta coloured it in now and yea its very kool. Though Im definately Im not as skinny as the person in this picture. Seriously.

Ugh.. Im so bored.. There is nothing to do.. Well I could go watch a movie but Im not really in a movie watching mood. SO I guess being bored is really my own fault. Though I heard that being bored is a sign of intelligence. Therefore I must be very intelligent 'coz Im bored nearly twenty four / seven.

GUH!! Jessica fully just owned me at checkers!! It was like EPIC FAIL!! Though failing epiccally really is something Im used to!

So I guess its not so bad!

<--- This is me and Ilada.. I kid you not she will beat the bejesus outta me when she finds out a pik of her is on the internet . Buttt I guess thats all parta the fun =D

Why don't you be spontaneous for once in your life and combust!

Kia ora =D

Today started off pretty gay.. Seriously! I got my period *pouts* which sucks!But at least its officially the weekend now so I dont have to go to school for TWO whole days! Awesome I know =] Though I still have physics and chemistry homework which isnt too bad.

At lunch I was in line to get a sausage in bread ,flash I know, and then this little turd former next to me was like to his mate "Farrr man my balls are ITCHY!!" and I turned to him and was like".... Thats nice to know" all while hes scratching his nads furiously. Kinda grossed me out but I was laughing in my head =D

I had some thing else I was gunna say... But I kinda forgot XD

Ohhhh wait! I remember now!
Ohkay well about a few weeks ago my mum made some grape juice from the grapes at our house and no one has really been drinking it coz it tasted like arse coz mum mixed sugar with it . So last night I was thirsty so I was like... Hmmm Ill have some of the grape juice. I opened the bottle and it made that fzzzzsh sound when you open a fizzy drink bottle or something . So we have decided that its fermenting and turning into wine. Though the funny thing is it actually tastes heaps better now XD

Now I have a new business plan..
Step one: Make more grape juice
Step two: Let it ferment
Step three: Sell it to ten yr olds
Step four: Become a gigalionaire =D
Step five: Take OVER THE WORLD

FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!


Ps.. Im hungryyyyy


and my ovaries hurt..

Lets Start With A Little Story

Tena Koe!

Heres a story

Once upon a time lived a man named Tamaiti. Now Tamaiti wasn't a very attractive man nor was he very wealthy. He lived in a run down flat in the middle of Otara. One day his son Leasi came home from school and this is what happened.. "Hullo my son, I see you have returned home from school" "uhhyea ow" Leasi mumbled. "Did you have a good day my son" ".. yea " "Son why are you not talking to me "
Tamaita said. Silence filled the little flat. "A re you stoned son " More silence enveloped them "Have you been licking the bald frog !" Tamaiti demanded his eyes nearly popping outta his skull. "WELL HAVE YOU SON!" He raised his right hand gripping his jandle tightly "HAVE YOU " The jandle came down with a resounding crack on Leasi's head "Fucking dick" Leasi mumbled "WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY"
"I said I fucking love you!!" Leasi whimpered..
The End =D


Now that really came from the heart =D

Today was full of circles and knots

Well only really at lunch time =D After the enviromental comittee meeting (Yes Im in my schools enviromental committee) I went to meet my bunch of friends down at C and Hayley started handing hands with Lisa and started spinning around holding hands so I joined then everyone else just sorta joined in apart from Brianette Jessie and Valentina. Before we knew wht hit us we were running around holding hands in this massive circle giggling like retarded school children. Not really something 14-17 yr olds should be doing but who really gives a geckos left nut. So anyway we did that a couple times then we decided to do the whole human knot thing .. Where you get in a circle and stick your hands into the centre and grab hands with someone thenn try to untangle yourselves =D That was really fun but we never did get properly untangled coz there was this really tangled fucktardy bit between me Amanda Hayley Lydia and Grace and we just COULDNT get untangled! But it was all in good fun though and everyone got nice and warm 'cause did youknow it was fucking cold today!
Global warming my arse! Its barely into Autumn and everyones almost freezing to death AND its snowing in the south island sooo people prolly are freezing to death!

Stupid New Zealand Weather!!

Anyways...

eesay ouyay aterlay olksfay!

Noob Noobishness

Greetings Mortal =D

Ohkay well hmmm.. First ever blog so yea you could say Im pretty nervous
and I have no idea what the fuck Im doing .. wait can I say fuck on the internet? Lol course I can =D
Ohkay! Lets introduce ourselves!!
My names Kate , I live in Papakura (the shitiest shit hole in New Zealand) I go to Papakura High School (Decile two.. which for all you people who are unfamiliar with the New Zealand decile system decile one is the crappiest you can get and the highest is ten lol). I have alot of friends Dynelle, Hayley, Lisa ,Grace , Lydia, Ilada and much much more that I cbf saying mainly coz Im a lazy fuck =) Something you should get used too .


Anyways Im gunna have dinner now

TTFN!